Present For Husband


A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that,…” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!”

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Husband Makes Joke About His Wife’s Weight

One evening, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:

“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Perhaps it would take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning, the husband got up as usual and took some underwear from his drawer.

Soon after, however, he realized something was different.

‘What the Hell is this??’ he muttered to himself.

A cloud of dust appeared as he shook them out.

“April,” he yelled from the bathroom.

‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

’lt’s not talcum powder,’ she replied with a snicker. ‘… lt’s ‘Miracle Grow’.

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!


Jasmine