Get ready for some good laugh because it doesn’t get any funnier than this. You know what they say, an oldie but goldie.
One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus approaches the tee and hits the ball that crosses the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus has just walked on the water and throws the ball on the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water tap.
But just before it falls into the water, a fish gets up and catches the ball in his mouth. As the fish falls back into the water, the eagle falls into the claw and puts it in its claws.
The eagle flies off, and when it is over the green, a lighting bolt shoots from the sky and hits the eagle. Surprised, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball jumps out of the mouth and rolls into the hole to get a hole in one shot.
Jesus turns to the old man and says, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you next time.”