Engineer And Doctor

An engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he openned a medical clinic and put a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1000”.

One doctor thinks it’s a good oppotunity to earn $1000 and go to clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste my mouth”
Engineer: “Nurse, Please bring medicine from box 22 and put three drop in the patient’s mouth”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline”

Engineer:“Congratulation!!, you’ve got your taste back. That’ll be $500”

The doctor gets annoyed and get back after a couple of days to recover his money.

Doctor: ” I have lost my memory, I can’t remember anything”
Enginner: ” Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth”

Doctor: ” But It’s gasoline”
Engineer: ”  “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”


The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”

Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”

Doctor: “But this is $500…”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”