There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.
#1 This Is Why You Shouldn’t Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
#2 Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying “Come Quick….My Kids….Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere… Wife’s Gone…”
#3 Children Are The Future
#4 When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room
#5 My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face
#6 There’s No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds
#7 Never Leave Jam Unattended
#8 This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
#9 My Wife And I Don’t ‘Like’ Our Daughter
#10 Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And
